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As previously mentioned, Mr. Hirasawa likes reporting on his food and drinking habits on Twitter. For a while it was normal to see his daily tweets about his ginger tea or whatever.

BUT THEN--

2 Nov. 2009:

生姜紅茶については最近めっきり報告していないが、勝手に脳内で補完するように。
Lately I haven't been reporting about my ginger tea, so just go ahead and mentally supplement the missing info on your own.


Yes, sir, of course, I will imagine you tweeting about ginger tea now and spare you the trouble.

後々には、このTwitter全部を脳内で補完できるよう育って欲しいと思う。
And later, I think I want you to grow up to be able to mentally supplement this whole Twitter thing.


AHAHAHA. *looks around* Ah, sorry, I thought it was funny.

Still, Mr. Hirasawa seemed to be serious about brainwashing training his fans to that they think about his eating habits even when he isn't tweeting about it:

4 Nov. 2009:

「ヒラサワは既に一杯目の生姜紅茶を摂取している」と脳内で補完できた人へ。 あたり!!
To those of you who mentally supplemented my tweets with the thought "Hirasawa has already completed his intake of his first cup of ginger tea" -- you are correct!!

「ヒラサワは高品位粗食の時間である」と、脳内で自己補完した人へ。 あたり!!
To those of you who mentally supplemented my tweets with the thought "It is time for Hirasawa's high-quality simple meal" -- you are correct!!

またダウンロードやインストールは必要になった。待ち時間を利用して、「ヒラサワは既に二杯目の生姜紅茶を飲んだ」と脳内補完した人へ。はずれ。
It's become necessary to download and install some things again. Let me make use of this time while I wait. To those of you who mentally supplemented my tweets with the thought "Hirasawa already drank his second cup of ginger tea" -- you are wrong.


Oh, Trollasawa Hirasawa.

But he couldn't let this game end without a parting shot a few days later:

6 Nov. 2009:

いろいろやっているのである。後は各自脳内で補完するように
I'm doing various things. I'll leave it up to you to mentally supplement the rest.


"Various things," eh? O_o